Tuesday, January 20th, 2009...10:32 pm
you and me need to talk…
this is you and this is me. I have naturally blonde hair and you a little on the mousey side. We are sisters.We meet up once a year.

“I like your outfit sis” says Jacky .
“Thanks” says blue . “Im not really feeling the lace cuffs any more…and i think you should trash the neckscarf ,you know you are 12 years older than me and your just bringing attention to your neck “…
Back in new york city .(skyscrapers and all…)Jacky started to get a sniff of the haskins on offer…
“Listen we really need to talk …I have to have them . Its of National importance.Dont you understand I will loose the will to live if i dont have them ….”
Meanwhile in devon.. “la la la la I am jus tgoing to sort out and look at my BIG collection of Haskins..Which ONE will i give her,just ONE.. Oh i think I may know…”
“Gosh ive just got sooooooo many ..but I think i can give just ONE away …oh what a nice kind lovely sister I am breaking up my collection…”
“PLease give me TWO…You can have one of my limited addition drawings…AND its as big as a billboard.(but not as big as my phone)(or me )
“Oh god ,Not another one , i have a drawing already ,and its big ,you know my dolls house is starting to look a little cluttered .”And you want TWO !”
“And these TWO?, But they are my FAVourites..I love the girl on the chesterfield..oh dear , i just ccant decide”
“eney meany miney mo ….Oh Iknow what i will have after all…..”
” you can have these two if you can give me ALL THE POLAROID FILM (UNUSED!) IN ALL THE WORLD, ALL YOU CAN GET YOU DIRTY HANDS ON …”
…………hello hello jacky…are you still there??? …. MEANWHILE ,knocking at Jackys office door…
Is next seasons knit research ,ready to be drawn into 300 different ideas…..
THE END (phew)



7 Comments
January 21st, 2009 at 1:29 am
you are fucking genius
January 21st, 2009 at 1:29 am
but i think you need a job.
January 21st, 2009 at 1:30 am
maybe you dont need a job
maybe this could be your job.
i think you may have stumbled onto you next career.
January 21st, 2009 at 11:59 am
No, i think i definatley need to go back to work !
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 pm
No, just keep on doing this, I love it. Is that Ben in the last shot? Loving the jumper.
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Plus, polaroid has been saved !!! Back in production 2010. see http://www.theimpossible-project.com
January 24th, 2009 at 1:54 am
my friend ruth thinks you should do a kids book like this.
i have to say that made me a little scared but hey you never know.
just be careful of late night blogging.
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